do you ever get scared someone’s gonna be waiting for you in the dark?
Umm! me recuerda a Chris Evans
(via wahlee)
HAHAHA nice
(via brusier)
OMG, dan como ganas de portarse mal
wtf? algo me dice que alguien no está muy seguro lol
Jajaja, que mal que nunca llegué a verlo en la tele pero es demasiado gracioso y la bota la parte final :)
hasme el amor sin control, eres una cosa muy sabrrrrrosaa…!!
TQM! te quiero para mi, tqm, te quiero hacer féliz
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
Hard